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WTF?!
(Welcome to Fun… or something like that.)
You clicked it. You’re in. No take-backs.
This is part Manifesto, part Playbook, part Grove University, and zero percent boring.
Think of this as the ultimate cheat code for surviving and thriving at The Grove. Your hall pass to coolness, your study guide to success, and your detention-free ticket to everything that makes this place awesome.
So, sit down, take notes (or don’t—we won’t test you on it), and let’s make some history.
Class is in session. Try to keep up.
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